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Ur A Great Babe

by EASTER

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1.
Surfboard 04:13
i bring my false eyelashes and my surfboard to the beach im pulling down my speedos for the hot guys that i meet its a sunny day at the braunschweig beach im surfing up and down the waves are all around the babes are watching me and the sharks are out of town its a sunny day at the braunschweig beach surfboard surfboard surfboard i want to make sweet love to u on my surfboard surfboard surfboard surfboard i want to make sweet love to u on my surfboard all i eat is ice cream all i drink is gin when im not underwater all u see is my white grin its a sunny day at the braunschweig beach my legs are very long my skin is very tan ur dying to find out if im a woman or a man u ll have to wait and see at the braunschweig beach surfboard surfboard surfboard i want to make sweet love to u on my surfboard surfboard surfboard surfboard i want to make sweet love to u on my surfboard
2.
Holiday Song 02:58
WELL SIT RIGHT DOWN MY WICKED SON AND LET ME TELL U A STORY ABOUT THE BOY WHO FELL FROM GLORY AND HOW HE WAS A WICKED SON THIS AINT NO HOLIDAY BUT IT ALWAYS TURNS OUT THIS WAY HERE I AM WITH MY HAND HE TOOK HIS SISTER FROM HIS HEAD AND THEN PAINTED HER ON THE SHEETS AND THEN ROLLED HER UP IN GRASS AND TREES AND THEY KISSED TILL THEY WERE DEAD THIS AINT NO HOLIDAY BUT IT ALWAYS TURNS OUT THIS WAY HERE I AM WITH MY HAND WELL SIT RIGHT DOWN MY EVIL SON AND LET ME TELL U A STORY ABOUT THE BOY WHO FELL FROM GLORY AND HOW HE WAS A WICKED SON THIS AINT NO HOLIDAY BUT IT ALWAYS TURNS OUT THIS WAY HERE I AM WITH MY HAND THIS AINT NO HOLIDAY BUT IT ALWAYS TURNS OUT THIS WAY HERE I AM WITH MY HAND
3.
Car Song 04:30
i fucked you in the backseat of my car in august when you were here for a visit you always make me feel like im a star i came into your face just when you kissed it it makes no sense we have to live apart cus everytime we meet is so much better were coming in the backseat of my car im soaking all my perfume on your letter our hearts are heavy, we lived thru it bad teardrops on the dashboard you once came on baby youre the best i ever had without you theres no place to dip my strapon you text me that you think about my ass when im at work and being suicidal i fucked you when my car ran out of gas the radio was playing billy idol i fucked you in the backseat of my car the scent of wunderbaum and you and i you fucked me in the backseat of my car pressed up against the window i could watch the great blue sky i fucked you in the backseat of my car i fucked you in the backseat of my car i fucked you in the backseat of my car i fucked you in the backseat of my car
4.
Summer 2011 02:59
it is summer in 2011 u are sitting chewing gum in the street theres been no sleep since u got up at 7 and that was last week, before the E she has promised u to take u to the beach but she never calls and she never will u ve been waxing on ur board ever since u talked about it but theres no waves wherever theres no wind u remember back in 2007 u were the queen of the beach u were a superstar got girls in every town it was like heaven now all u do is wax ur board crying in your car ur thinking bout the girl who broke ur heart how she would look like face down bloody on the ground when she ll be dead you ll make another start u ll be the queen again with all the girls around it is summer in 2011 u are sitting chewing gum in the street theres been no sleep since u got up at 7 and that was last week, before the E
5.
Johns Speech 04:52
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6.
Heterosexual 04:14
i believed that Love could be my sexual orientation to love whatever boy or girl i thought that was the thing now all my friends and lovers wants a clearer explanation sleep around is all ok but you must choose your wing i believe in Love but i cannot believe in BI im willing to give up my girls just to let this word go im facing that i now do want a nice and girly guy if you will be my girly guy then i will be your hoe coming out as heterosexual oh oh oh oh heterosexual be my friend im heterosexual oh no no no heterosexual we are writing history now we are intellectual we are wanting cocks both in our face and from behind word is on the street you look so straight u look so comfortable no more questions asked , and thank u for your time look at me im heterosexual oh oh oh oh heterosexual fuck me now im heterosexual oh no no no heterosexual who can blame a girl for wanting girls when girls are lovely i do apologize i didnt know it was so wrong all my love was real when i went down on you believe me but staying at your side for every nite wont fit the song coming out as heterosexual oh oh oh oh heterosexual be my friend im heterosexual oh no no no heterosexual ´´´´´´ gay want gay to stay gay solid i dont blame gay for that i fell in love in all directions now time has come to put on the hat hat on i am heterosexual oh oh oh oh heterosexual be my friend im heterosexual oh no no no heterosexual 4th of april - heterosexual coming out as heterosexual for today im heterosexual hoe hoe hoe hoe heterosexual
7.
I was fighting for my Country I shot a thousand men I did it for the War Reward He fucks me in The happy End He lives in a Castle Faraway He is the Son of the King His Cock is made of the Finest Gold Worth more than Your Mothers Wedding Ring Bloodstains for my Country Rewarded with the Naked Prince Armored with a Cock of Gold He fucked me ever since He does it for Our country I do it for Our Love We are doing it in the King Sized bed His father is framed on the wall above This is the Cock that I ride Like a Bugatti Veyron Ride it for hours every night Semen stains on the Royal Throne The cock and the prinz and our poem The castle of unbroken dreams But youll never get to know them And youll never know how it feels When the prinz of this country is dead Ill be taking my life with a knife to join his cock in heaven To never forget what its like He lives in a Castle Faraway He is the Son of the King His Cock is made of the Finest Gold Worth more than Your Mothers Wedding Ring
8.
Psychobitch 05:13
first she will act like your forever best friend she ll do everything for you like really to good to be true problem is you wont discover this until the end when she fucked u up real bad and u dont know what to do they were living in a house on the country on a field they been together since forever noone really got the deal they were exercising rituals on the garden we could see were they forced into this thing or were they really meant to be PSYCHO BITCH U DESTROYED MY LIFE U DESTROYED MY LIFE AND I WANT U TO DIE I WANT U TO DIE AND TO DIE IN PAIN I NEVER WANNA SEE YOUR PSYCHO FACE AGAIN i cant believe this bitch or that shes still walking free she owes me loads of money and a huge apology im gonna get myself a gun and get it done when i am rich be bang bang bang and no more psycho bitch she was giving her the eye she was feeding her the cake all the time they were together love was turning out as hate she was telling her to stay, telling me not to be her friend she was measuring her strength, testing how her back would bend PSYCHO BITCH U DESTROYED MY LIFE U DESTROYED MY LIFE AND I WANT U TO DIE I WANT U TO DIE AND TO DIE IN PAIN I NEVER WANNA SEE YOUR PSYCHO FACE AGAIN i can never go back to that place until she is dead i have nightmares every week where she is fucking up my head i have never been this scared of a person before shes a mentally ill and fucked up ugly whore bitches be around you and bitches be ok but when a bitch turns mental you must look the other way never let them trick you into what happened that day and never do apologize for youre the one to stay PSYCHO BITCH U DESTROYED MY LIFE U DESTROYED MY LIFE AND I WANT U TO DIE I WANT U TO DIE AND TO DIE IN PAIN I NEVER WANNA SEE YOUR PSYCHO FACE AGAIN PSYCHO BITCH U DESTROYED OUR LIVES U DESTROYED OUR LIVES AND WE WANT U TO DIE WE WANT U TO DIE AND TO DIE IN PAIN CUS WE NEVER WANNA SEE YOUR PSYCHO FACE AGAIN
9.
310 G 04:50
I was with a horse with a lip so fat ponyass with freckles on and mouthful of cat eyes all square and a breath so sweet never have i seen a horse so neat horse loved me and i loved she we was all official on our french balcony neighbors be all eyes on us dont need no TV horse in all positions damn i miss thee used to ride horse to the local store said hello to homies that i knew from before everyone with thirsty eyes wanna try she out i be not letting go i be keeping us proud waking up in whitebed placed by the view city looking ugly and body feeling glue no need to be movin but i wanna talk to u i be all ok with all do u be ok too horse be gone u be all alone u be no more fun u be alcohol nothing new for a trash like u but a trash past horse be a trash of blue u was with a horse with a lip so fat pony ass sweet, mouth so cat u was with a horse u was being so cute u is now alone, story end brutal ´´´´´ doctors be prescribin codein for my pains tellin me it all looks good, tell me it will wane givin me anesthesia tellin me think about the game but i be thinking about horses i be thinkin about ur name hello my name is i dunno how to unlock my phone im dreaming about to be reached cus i be home alone u thought i was a gangsta or u though i was a hoe but all i was was better than yo mama in the zone 310 g off my chest wrapped in a bandage like a bulletproof west eleven ounces off my back, ill be sippin on some sizzurp ill be smokin on some crack 310 g off my chest u shouldve known baby when i told u be my guest eleven ounces off my back, ill be sippin on some sizzurp ill be smokin on some crack i was never a gangsta i was all wannabe u was wannabe too but u got off with he now im down with the crystal pop french in high glasses what am I without u worse then I without asses i was pulling the horse med it was contrary ways it says power is the word but you is wrong in the hayz you with dreamwalker the chief and the answer over there take the horsemed or u lost will be eyes will be glazed 310 g off my chest spit it all out threw it to the west 11 ounces off my north going forth up off the the floorth 310 g off my chest u shouldve known baby when i told u be my guest 0, 6, 8 pounds off my twisted back choppin on some sizzurp screwin on some crack NO LOL OMAR fix me some more horse u be prescribe it for my bellyaches u know my life will need u like the fat kid needs his cornflakes
10.
making up ur eyebrows sharping up ur face looking at u in the mirror ur the greatest babe all ur clothes allover my bed making up ur mind tripping while ur picking outfits taking all ur time ur a babe ur a great babe ur a great babe ur a babe ur a great babe ur a great babe i can look at u forever ur my beauty queen the way that u r put together the best i ve ever seen i ll take u to the pageant and u know u ll get that crown i ll be yours i ll be ur agent we will make it to the next round ur a babe ur a great babe ur a great babe ur a babe ur a great babe ur a great babe ur a babe ur a great babe ur a great babe it is the way u smile it is the way u take ur time the way i never can decide if ur a girl or if ur a guy ur face can make me cry or even make me loose my mind picture of u in my wallet for the babe i ll give my life NO LOL OMAR she was living on my block she was a teen i was a kid but i was totally obsessed with all the freaky things she did it was summer it was hot i was playing in the street she would walk up to me tell about someone that i should meet i followed her into her house, she be turning off the lights she be taking my hand, say no more, i dint sleep that nite ur a babe ur a great babe ur a great babe ur a babe ur a great babe ur a great babe ur a babe ur a great babe ur a great babe ur a babe ur a great babe ur a great babe ur a babe ur a great babe ur a great babe ur a babe ur a great babe ur a great babe

about

Its been 9 months since Braunschweig Beach. 9 months since we brought our board, which has ever since been on that wave. It always turns out this way, holiday-like, fucking you up against windows, backseat summer 2011. We've been hearing your father, we've been down with John. We've been coming out, riding the Bugatti Veyron. Fastest most expencive series produced car he said. Bitches be forever and bitches be ok but when a bitch turns mental u must look the other way. We got bracelet and no fear in the shower. Thats what she said. We're down with the crystal, popping french in high glasses, the circle is closed.
We want to dedicate our album to You. Ur A Great Babe. Merci beaucoup.

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released July 14, 2011

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Easter is the Berlin-based duo of full time emo Stix Omar and producer Maximilian Boss

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